{"id":709,"date":"2015-03-11T16:08:12","date_gmt":"2015-03-11T15:08:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/safundacio.es\/?p=709"},"modified":"2018-04-03T12:39:33","modified_gmt":"2018-04-03T10:39:33","slug":"sa-catalanada-fer-benzina-i-engegar-el-cotxe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/safundacio.es\/es\/documents\/articles-dopinio\/sa-catalanada-fer-benzina-i-engegar-el-cotxe\/","title":{"rendered":"Sa catalanada: &#8220;fer benzina&#8221; i &#8220;engegar el cotxe&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Conten que un algaid\u00ed no gaire avesat a mirar TV3 va anar s\u2019altre dia a posar benzina a una estaci\u00f3 de servici a sa sortida de Palma. L\u2019homo entra dedins, se posa a sa coa i espera que espera que l\u2019atenguin. S\u2019encarregat, un sant homo de Girona, li diu: \u201c\u2500Qu\u00e8 fem?\u201d \u201c\u2500Homo, esperar\u201d, contesta es mallorqu\u00ed. Es giron\u00ed torna a insistir: \u201c\u2500Qu\u00e8 fem?\u201d i es nostro escabotell torna a contestar: \u201c\u2500Homo, esperar\u201d. S\u2019empleat veu que no l\u2019ent\u00e9n i li fa senyes que miri\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/jaumetercer.com\/images\/filologia\/catalanades\/FentBenzina.jpg\">es cartell que podem veure a s\u2019imatge<\/a>. El mira, fa sa mitja i veu d\u2019on ve s\u2019embull.<\/p>\n<p>Es catalans no posen benzina, \u201cfan benzina\u201d, i aqu\u00ed, com saben, no en volem sentir xerrar, ni de \u201cfer benzina\u201d, ni de fabricar-ne ni de treure petroli. Res id\u00f2, diu amb segones es bergant: \u201c\u2500Faci benzina, si vol\u201d. Es catal\u00e0 li amolla: \u201c\u2500Per\u00f2, mentrestant, no m\u2019engegui el cotxe\u201d. \u201c\u2500No passi pena\u201d, li respon l\u2019homo, \u201cno l\u2019engegar\u00e9 no, es meu cotxo, \u00e9s ben meu, me va costar un rony\u00f3 i me fa un bon servici\u201d. Es catal\u00e0 queda estafaril\u00b7lat, fred, sense entendre per on li surt aquell dimoni d\u2019Algaida. I \u00e9s que noltros tampoc \u201cengeguem el cotxe\u201d, senzillament \u201cposam en marxa es cotxo\u201d. Es verb \u201cengegar\u201d vol dir en mallorqu\u00ed \u201ctreure qualc\u00fa defora\u201d. Coses que passen an aquells que no miren TV3 ni llegeixen s\u2019<em>arabalears.cat<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Se fixin un altre pic en aquest cartell. Pareix dissenyat per Catalunya i l\u2019han importat talment aqu\u00ed sense importar-los gens ni mica que noltros no diguem ni \u201cet tornem\u201d, ni \u201cserveis\u201d ni \u201cfer benzina\u201d. Lo de sempre. Ses grans companyies no mos tenen en compte i segueixen tractant-mos com si f\u00f3ssim catalans insulars. Mentrestant, ses nostres modalitats insulars se moren de rialles dins s\u2019Estatut d\u2019Autonomia. \u00bfFins quan?<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Conten que un algaid\u00ed no gaire avesat a mirar TV3 va anar s\u2019altre dia a posar benzina a una estaci\u00f3 de servici a sa sortida de Palma. L\u2019homo entra dedins, se posa a sa coa i espera que espera que l\u2019atenguin. S\u2019encarregat, un sant homo de Girona, li diu: \u201c\u2500Qu\u00e8 fem?\u201d \u201c\u2500Homo, esperar\u201d, contesta es &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/safundacio.es\/es\/documents\/articles-dopinio\/sa-catalanada-fer-benzina-i-engegar-el-cotxe\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Sa catalanada: &#8220;fer benzina&#8221; i &#8220;engegar el cotxe&#8221;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":710,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-articles-dopinio"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/safundacio.es\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/safundacio.es\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/safundacio.es\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/safundacio.es\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/safundacio.es\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=709"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/safundacio.es\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/safundacio.es\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/710"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/safundacio.es\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/safundacio.es\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/safundacio.es\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}